Friday, August 03, 2007

I have the worst luck. The old lady up stairs croaked a couple weeks ago, and I guess she was up there for a long time, and totally stunk out the joint, not to mention creating a big population of big gross black flies. Thanks a lot old lady, you couldn't do like a cat, and go crawl under someone's shed and die? So now when I hang out by my door in the nice summer air, all I can smell is the detergent/sanitizer stuff they used to try and mask the dead old lady smell ( which by the way, is exactly like a dead mouse smell only about 100 times stronger). It has this nasty sweet odor, tinged with the smell of death. It smells like some kind of nasty rotten fluoride or something. So yeah, thanks a lot lady.

2 Comments:

Blogger Blandy Snorhal said...

Just be glad they found her before she liquified and seeped through your ceiling. What was her name? Maybe I did her obit!

8:57 PM  
Blogger Col. Portnoy said...

I can't remember her name. And if you gotta pay for those obits, I highly doubt she had one, considering she was literally left to rot in her apartment for weeks. I like to think of it as a farewell fuck you from the creepy old lady that reminded me of the witch from Robin Hood prince of thieves.

1:28 PM  

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