Hey there. It has recently come to my attention that more than 3 people have actually seen this blog, so I figured I might as well post something. Unfortunately for you, I'm too lazy to do anything more than a crummy movie review.

This confused comedy/date crap thing is called "School for Scoundrels". It shouldn't surprise me that I didn't like it, I didn't really like that Napoleon Dynamite movie much either. I guess I'm just confused as to how that Jon Heder keeps getting starring roles. Maybe this straight to video stinker will finally finish off that creepy douchebag. He's really more suited to play something like a defendant on Night Court or something. So anyways, the movie has people getting hit in the head, the groin, and the face, with tennis and paintballs, kooky pranks for the love of a perky Australian neighbour, and an ending that would have been perfect if everyone in the world was a retarted fifth grader. Just like Jon Heder. So, on a scale of 1 to 10, where a 1 is Suburban Commando and a 10 is Garbage Pail Kids, this movie gets a 1.73 which is roughly equivalent to "3 Men and a Baby".

And as a footnote, what the fuck is Billy Bob Thorton doing in a piece of shit like this? Come on Sling Blade, you're better than this.