Thats right, I figured out how to get back at my blog...In your face universe!!!

Now lets see, whats happened in the last six months? Iraq still sucks, Mel Gibson is a real character, ditto for Kimmy Jong-Il, and there is an election down south tonight. Thats right. Nicaragua is electing an ex-marxist. Thats kinda cool.
I've worked on a couple of shows, and a movie, standard stuff. The NoFX show was an unmitigated disaster ( no details forthcoming, screw you universe) Van Damme pictures have become significantly less funny, Korean Elvis impersonators more so, and Lake Titicaca remains the gold standard for funny lake names. thats all for now. Stay tuned for an in-depth review of the American cinematic masterpiece, Death Wish 3.

Ah hell I'll review it now: in the last scene Charles Bronson quick draws a bazooka on a guy who's like 6 feet away from him and doesnt even mess his hair when he turns the guy into a pile of burning rags. Worth watching for the body count and the almost un-imaginably bad costumes and make-up. You know a movie has some shitty make-up when I comment on it. So, on a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is Silent Night, Bloody Night and 10 is C.H.U.D. , this movie receives a 5.73, the equivalent of Slugs (the original). Hope that clears everything up.