Van Dammaniacs!

The other day my friend and I watched a classic piece of action movie madness in Van Damme's tour de force Lionheart, where we expected the sidekick character to scream "LIONHEART!!!!!". This has been a long running joke of ours. Unfortunately it wasnt in the fucking movie. Really shook us up. So now were preparing to watch Double Impact, where two Van dammes scrap 'er out, and at some point we expect one of them tio say in garbled english "You know I never wear silk underwear". Turd Eagle can remember this line being delivered as "You know I nare wear silk annerwear" The "n"s should be pronounced like a deaf ninja would. We'll see if this precious childhood memory is just a another fabrication of something good like Commando and square pizza. Childhood is gay.