So Cheney finally said a few words yesterday about blasting his buddy harry in the face with a shotgun. Among other comments was "I'm the guy who pulled the trigger and shot my friend and thats something i'll never forget." The weird part was he was smiling when he said it. Easy there Dick!

But seriously, the vice-prez, who only had 1 beer before he went out hunting, said that "it was one of the worst days of my life". After being asked what the worst day was, besides realizing his daughter is a lesbian of course, he said "Well, about two years ago I accidentally shot a family of four sitting at a picnic table eating a bucket of KFC. Damndest thing, they looked just like a bear." Jeez Dick, keep it holstered!