World War Three

Well here we are. It's the twenty first century. Spaceships to pluto. Microscopic robotics. Instantaneous information transfer around the planet and beyond. And danish cheese is racist against an arab schizophrenic who died 1500 years ago. Sounds about right.

I personally am fine with this. I like the idea of WW3 getting started with a cartoon. Its always what you least suspect. A pissed off serbian anarchist. A pinch faced syphilitic fascist reprobate. And now a 3rd rate editorial cartoon from denmark, which by the way places it around eight millionth in terms of ranking possible factors according to likelihood. I imagine there is not enough money on earth to pay off a bet on that shit. Oh well. I always said people should pay more attention to comics.

Robert Crumb said that most comics contain "escape fantasies for pimply young boys". Of course this is true. Most of the rest of comics falls into the Garfield or Hagar the Horrible mold; unreadable gibberish that is more confusing than funny ninety-nine percent of the time. Now a new form emerges. The comic that is meant to enrage people, and not in a constructive way. Not cartoons of fat-cats wiping the crumbs from their mouths with the emaciated bodies of third world poor, but cartoons of Hitler making sweet love to that wacky slut of the second world war, Anne Frank. I dont know if the whole Muhammed cartoon was designed to insult and provoke (probably was) but at least it wasnt paedo-necrophilic. I'm sure this latest cartoon will inspire some equally grotesque retaliatory cartoons from Israel and various Jewish media thugs. Than, inevitably, the U.S. will have to start arming themselves. I belive this will begin with Charlie Brown seeing Linus with his blanket wrapped around his head, and believing he is Al-Qaeda, shoot him in the face with a hunting rifle. Al-Qaeda will then respond, but missing the cultural point as usual, will simply publish cartoons which instruct the best way to blow yourself up in the editorial cartoon department of your local infidel newspaper.

With any luck this will lead to a new arms race. A rapid escalation in the number and quality of military grade cartoonists around the world. Drafts will be re-instated. Top secret jokes from the cold war will be told for the first time. The cartoons will get larger and larger. Aircraft carriers will be retro-fitted to carry nothing more than gigantic cartoons which will be able to annoy millions of people instantly, and permanently. The streets will be choked with airdropped cartoons of all kinds; Muhammed eating a BLT with a jew from palm springs, a jew raping an underage store clerk for not accepting a 6 year old coupon, Muhammed riding a tandem bicycle with a rabbi, an american wiping his ass with torn pages of the koran and sticking them to the front door of the temple mount, and on and on. Then Israel will nuke Iran and the world will end. Good grief indeed.